64705678_10157722991506490_777492954360053760_o.jpg

Nick Peron

Welcome to the website of comedian Nick Peron. It is the ground zero of his comedic writing.

Fantastic Four (Vol. 5) #14

Fantastic Four (Vol. 5) #14

Back in Blue

20 20 03 14 %h 04 39 94ock.png

It begins with a love story, boy meets girl. Boy falls for a girl, Sue Storm, and proceeds to stalk her, hoping to find the right circumstances to reveal himself. They never arrive. The boy goes to university at the same time as Sue, and by chance, sees that a room is available in her house. He stirs up his courage and goes to her... too late. The room had been taken by Reed Richards. The boy continued to watch from afar as the two grew closer, hoping that Reed would leave her, but it never happened. When he saw Reed take Sue for a ride in the flying car he was building, he knew that he was sunk.

The boy, now a man, is telling the story to a captive Reed. Reed reiterates the story for his own benefit: his captor has framed the Fantastic Four, destroyed the Baxter Building, kidnapped Reed and the Future Foundation, and sent his friend to prison for a murder... because his captor lacked the courage to act on a childish desire decades ago.

The man disagrees with Reed, but his desire to explain the story drives him forward. Once Reed and Sue had left the university, he decided to revel in his anonymity. He formed companies under assumed names, hiring actors as frontmen and arranging byzantine shell company formations to obfuscate himself. The name he gives himself now is "the Quiet Man", having long since abandoned his own. He has grown rich from his science, but his greatest invention he has kept to himself: the Facial Reconstructor. With it, he can make himself look like almost anyone. It was how he arranged his features as "Cully", Reed's lab assistant. It is also how he struck the team recently - as Aiden Toliver, New York district attorney. But even that was not his first assault, as he claims he has been working behind the scenes for years, under a potentially limitless string of names and faces, leaking information to criminals and creating opportunities for masterminds, in a string of actions going all the way back to the Mole Man's first assault on Central City, the day after the fateful spaceflight that gave the team their powers.

Reed, who is astonished at the story he is being told, points out that for a Quiet Man, his recent actions are not quiet, and he wonders why his foe is revealing himself. He also wonders at the people standing around his captor, who so resemble the Avengers. The Quiet Man explains that they are from a world created by Franklin years before, where the Avengers and the Fantastic Four lived. Afterward, the counterparts remained, without direction, until he found a way to command them. The Quiet Man has a plan, involving revealing himself to the world, and it all comes back to Franklin.

In a lab in another part of Eden, a false version of Vision is holding down Franklin to scan him in the most painful and thorough manner possible. Bentley-32 watches from a gantry at his father's side, while from behind glass, the rest of the Future Foundation is horrified. Onome cries that she believes in Bentley, while the Wizard says that doing the right thing requires a resolute will. Bentley shouts that he will be resolute, as his father wishes.

In a Manhattan police station, the false Hawkeye who the heroes caught before has been rescued... by a false Captain America. Working together, the two costumed men defeat every NYPD officer in the building in just over 100 seconds. Afterward, Johnny Storm and Spider-Man are being told about the scene by an officer, and are sad that they couldn't have stopped it. The officer remarks that with a timetable so short, the only way a superhero could have helped was to literally have been on the scene when the first shot was fired.

Via the Fantastic Four's comms, the Invisible Woman hears what the officer is telling the Human Torch while she and Ben Grimm investigate the ruined top floors of the Baxter Building. She has just returned from Central City where she did some investigating that ties into their current case. She and Ben remember that on the day of the invasion of spiky monsters, Franklin mentioned "his world", and that the entire thing might have been a distraction to let the false Avengers escape into New York.

Suddenly, Ben & Sue are ambushed. Across town, Spider-Man grabs Johnny and begins swinging towards the action. On the way, Sue is able to warn them that they have been attacked by the Invaders!

Recurring Characters

Fantastic Four (Mister Fantastic, Invisible Woman, Human Torch, Thing), Future Foundation (Franklin Richards, Alex Power, Dragon Man, Bentley-23, Onome, Wu, Vil, Mik, Korr, Turg, Leech, Artie Maddicks), Quiet Man, Wizard, Counter-Earth Avengers (Captain America, Hawkeye, Thor, Iron Man, Wonder Man, Vision, Hellcat, Swordsman), SHIELD

Continuity Notes

  • The various screens showing past adventures of the Fantastic Four include:

    • When the Thing and the Hulk teamed up in Fantastic Four #167.

    • Two scenes from the "Battle of the Baxter Building" from Fantastic Four #40.

    • The Fantastic Four's battle with the original Hate-Monger from Fantastic Four #21.

    • The Fantastic Four's first battle against the Frightful Four in Fantastic Four #36.

    • The Thing being taken down by the Red Ghost during Reed and Sue's wedding in Fantastic Four Annual #3.

    • The Fantastic Four battling the Fearsome Foursome from Fantastic Four #378.

    • When Ricardo Jones stole the Thing's powers in Fantastic Four #51.

    • Three instances of the Fantastic Four fighting Giganto from Fantastic Four #1.

    • Alicia Masters standing over the Invisible Girl from Fantastic Four #8.

    • Johnny, Ben, and Sue's body possessed by Genoshian Mutates from Fantastic Four Vol 3 #11.

    • Reed being attacked by Annihilus in the Negative Zone from Fantastic Four #181.

    • The Fantastic Four in the Fantasti-Car from Fantastic Four Vol 5 #1.

    • Reed before the Interdimensional Council of Reeds from Fantastic Four #570.

    • Ben a prisoner of the Skrulls of Kral IV from Fantastic Four #91.

    • The replacement Fantastic Four's battle with the Mole Man from FF Vol 2 #1.

    • The She-Hulk battling the Miracle Man from FF Vol 2 #4.

    • AIM liberating the Wizard from PAVLOV from FF #1.

    • Malice attacking She-Hulk from Fantastic Four #281.

    • The birth of the Salem's Seven from Fantastic Four #186.

    • The Thing battling the Kree Sentry from Fantastic Four #64.

Continuity Errors

  • The Quiet Man states that he was attending Columbia University at the same time as Reed Richards. However, Reed wasn't merely attending, he was a teacher there according to What If? #42. Further mistaken is the idea that Reed just started renting the room owned by Sue's aunt when he was at Columbia is also an error. Per Fantastic Four #291, Reed started renting the room years earlier while he was a student at State University. It seems unlikely that Marygay Storm would have advertised her room for rent if she knew Reed was coming back. These discrepancies could be chalked up to the fact that the Quiet Man is quite insane.

Fantastic Four (Vol. 5) #13

Fantastic Four (Vol. 5) #13

Fantastic Four #642

Fantastic Four #642